Being a Baby
Wasn't it great being a baby? I mean, I know that memory doesn't kick in till a later age, but still...
Everyone LOVES you when you're a baby. Everyone thinks you're SO CUTE when you're a baby.
You really have it made. Your mom and dad (if they're good parents) take really good care of you. They'll feed you if you cry, change you if you cry, hold you if you cry, sing to you if you cry...etc.
You get to sleep all the time, too. Pretty much all you do is eat, poop and sleep. Nobody cares though. You're freaking adorable. And everyone wants to make you laugh, smile, and generaly have fun. They'll even go out of their way to make fools of themselves to do it.
For Makenzie Kay Ann Hudson, the most loved baby in the world.
